One very armed pill.
No royal blood. No grand prophecy. Just a green-and-white capsule, a borrowed suit of armor, and a blade that’s doing most of the talking.
PILL WIF SWORD
Combat-strength capsuleSmall dose.
Small dose.
Big point.
Someone armed the medicine cabinet. We’re still waiting for an explanation.
100%
STEEL
COATED
STEEL
COATED
Active ingredient
500 mg
of unearned confidence.
Contents1 pill
Equipment1 sword
Chill0 mg
Batch no. $SWORDPILLSwallow your fear. Keep the sword.
A hard pill to swallow.
An even harder pill to fight.
Package leaflet: information for the squireRev. 01 / $SWORDPILL
Read before
drawing your sword.
SWORDPILL is a capsule with a cutting edge. Please retain this leaflet in case the plot gets thicker than your armor.
Take the knight shift.
Stand tall. Grip firmly. Keep the pointy end away from friends. For best results, face your problems before they develop a second health bar.
May cause a sudden quest.
Unexpected bravery. Excessive use of “my liege.” The urge to call every inconvenience a side quest. Mild clanking when walking.
Keep out of reach of dragons.
Do not leave in direct dragon fire. Do not mix with cowardice. If confidence lasts longer than four battles, consider a nap.
This is a meme. The pharmacy is fictional. The sword is the whole point.
The consultation / no appointment requiredYou look like
You look like
you need
a quest.
Tell the apothecary your name. Pick your condition. Leave with a thoroughly unqualified knight prescription.
℞The knight pharmacy
Fictional prescription
No. SP—001
Fictional prescription
No. SP—001
Prescribed to
Sir Your Name
Awaiting a highly questionable consultation.
PrescriptionSWORDPILL
DoseOne capsule of courage
InstructionsTake the knight shift.
PENDING
CONSULTATION
CONSULTATION
Signed: Dr. Pill · Department of sharp decisions